Notices..what have you spotted?

[CitroJim]

On our TT race start-line...

[Steve Walsh]

Spotted on a toilet on a Corsica ferry, Do people actually put chips in a toilet

[Peter.N.]

Probably not, just on the toilet bowl.

Jim re your 'heads down' post. Many years ago we had a friend - well we still have I'm pleased to say, he rode into the back of a milk float head down, remember those? sadly he broke his spine and has been in a wheelchair ever since, so it can happen although not very often fortunately. I remembering riding into the back of a parked car, didn't hurt myself much but its a reminder.

Peter

[CitroJim]

Jim re your 'heads down' post. Many years ago we had a friend - well we still have I'm pleased to say, he rode into the back of a milk float head down, remember those? sadly he broke his spine and has been in a wheelchair ever since, so it can happen although not very often fortunately. I remembering riding into the back of a parked car, didn't hurt myself much but its a reminder.

Peter

Gosh, that's serious Peter! Poor him... Friend of mine did as you did a few years ago... He was the laughing-stock of the club for that for a while but it acts as a good salutary warning... He's the first to advise to look up regularly!

[Peter.N.]

Its when its raining you tend to do that - been dangerous this last week or so.

Peter

[MattBLancs]

Probably not, just on the toilet bowl.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ick

Might just be me but, food in the bathroom = ick!

[Rp0thejester]

Erm it's still food but the goodness has gone, let's go swim in it at the seaside....

[MattBLancs]

Erm it's still food but the goodness has gone, let's go swim in it at the seaside....

Think I'm happier with was food, and well just staying out the water to be honest!

[Hell Razor5543]

Spotted on a toilet on a Corsica ferry, Do people actually put chips in a toilet

It was probably telling people not to flush crisp/chip packets down the toilet.

[Rp0thejester]

Hmmm, why is there no feet on the toilet seat pic? Also how to use a loo brush instructions

[MattBLancs]

Not really a notice, more a label. But their "tagline" really caught my eye!

Rather limiting for future sales on the moon??

[CitroJim]

That's quite a curious tagline Matt... Not sure what they're trying to say there

No doubt about what this one was saying... The information on the bottom of the sign was most welcome and enjoyed!

[CitroJim]

Spotted behind the counter in the BikeBus last evening..

The BikeBus is a local cafe and bike shop and very much a local institution around these parts..

[moizeau]

I've seen this a few times

Strangely is in the same garage as these

I believe it was liberated from a campsite in Wales 30 years ago

[NewcastleFalcon]

In a similar vein this was the notice which was the threadstarter for this very thread back in dim and distant 2017.

I detest but also enjoy notices in equal measure, especially if a sarcastic or genuinely funny comment can be added. Might be nice to start a collection...see how it goes...they are all over the place so easy to find, and the unintended absurdities in them can be entertaining.

Here's one from me to kick it off.....spotted today...the only shop/cafe for 10 miles or so....but unable to cope it seems with the "hoards" of weekend cyclists darkening its doors on a Saturday, but just a Saturday. I think I would be alright even if I went on a bike on a Saturday if I parked the bike round the corner and walked in. That's because I wouldn't have any cycling gear on. As long as I remembered to remove my bicycle clips from my trouser bottoms I could get a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich!

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