Well..... you did ask
First up we have a montage of two photos of Soviet toilets in a couple of nuclear warhead stores. You'll all have noticed the similarities between the two - I hardly need to explain that the lighter one would have
obviously been manufactured in Pan Factory Number 17 in Smolensk (I'm sure you all spotted that immediately), but it's worth noting the the slight discolourations in the casting material in the darker one - this was caused by confusion during handover from the previous factory boss who was moved on when he failed to meet that years production figure targets

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Here we have a classic 'lower ranks' toilet - so designed because many of the conscripts had come from areas where 'squat' toilets were more common and never seen a porcelain toilet before and weren't quite sure how to use it - the pedestals either side are for their feet......

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Here is a nice example of a fairly standard install of a toilet with sewage ejection pit right next to it. The cream couloured cans would not normally be sited in the toilet blocks - though they are for helping to purify the air when a bunker is in 'lock-down' mode. Known as RDU units.

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Only for thin people......

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A
classic example of an East German - as opposed Soviet - toilet, denoted by the heavy use of plastic and the entirely tasteless bile green lid.

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Last, and very much least..... oh dear.

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I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not mildly deranged, it's just that I've spent the last 15-20 years documenting various Cold War sites in the UK and Europe, and it's inevitable that I'd photograph
some crappers during that time
