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At this point I'd like to draw contributor's attention to the Human Rights Act, which states "No one shall be subjected to torture or inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment." Some of these jokes are veering dangerously close to torture and inhuman punishment.
Please have mercy upon us
Please have mercy upon us
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Bill and Ben walk into a pub. Bill says “Flobbadob, blobbaflobbadobadob”. Ben says “I'll get these Bill, you’re pissed”.
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Quality stuff everyone!
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
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Have a taste of this, I had one of his shows on the headphones on an international flight, the other passengers couldn't see what was funny.
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Thanks for that Gibbo, one of my favourite comedians, good to see again!!
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I had forgotten about him. Where is he now?
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Still going, thanks James.
I like this chap, original and generally inofensive.
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I like this chap, original and generally inofensive.
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I have to agree there too Peter, Milton, Jasper and Rhod Gilbert would be my favourite choices to fill a comedy bill.
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I think Milton Jones is hysterical. He is a regular attendee on "Mock the Week", and often has the audience in stitches. A couple of jokes that comes to mind were something like;
"You know how it is with old people. They keep telling you about people who died recently. My mother said 'You remember Mrs Jones? She just died. You remember Mr Smith, the postman? He just died'. 'Mum', I said, 'Come off the roof and give me the gun'".
"All my family are armed Police officers. No, that isn't strictly true. My grandfather was a bank robber. He died surrounded by his family".
"You know how it is with old people. They keep telling you about people who died recently. My mother said 'You remember Mrs Jones? She just died. You remember Mr Smith, the postman? He just died'. 'Mum', I said, 'Come off the roof and give me the gun'".
"All my family are armed Police officers. No, that isn't strictly true. My grandfather was a bank robber. He died surrounded by his family".
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Yes I remember those, I think I have watched most of his material over a period of time.
Another one, not his though - I don't think.
"A thief has stolen all the road signs from the M6 - Police are looking for Leeds".
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Another one, not his though - I don't think.
"A thief has stolen all the road signs from the M6 - Police are looking for Leeds".
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My friend got 6 years for stealing a box of cornflakes. I thought that was a bit steep, but apparently he's a cereal thief.