Joke I found funny...
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Joke my grandaughter told me yesterday
Grandad why did the chicken walk across the road, me, to get to the other side, grandaughter , no , to save the planet by walking and still getting where it needed to go cleaner and safer !. Me .... no no no ... whats this world coming too , our jokes are going to be ruined lol
Grandad why did the chicken walk across the road, me, to get to the other side, grandaughter , no , to save the planet by walking and still getting where it needed to go cleaner and safer !. Me .... no no no ... whats this world coming too , our jokes are going to be ruined lol
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Re: Joke I found funny...
I can see that's Slash but the humour completely misses me.
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Forward (front) Slash -
Back Slash
Back Slash
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Uh, uh, uh...
As I get older I think a lot about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~ Homer J Simpson
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Re: Joke I found funny...
I found out what O. J. Simpson's website address is.
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Sorry about the vertical format but I think it's worth putting up with!!
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Try Google searching for 'askew'. No, your monitor has not developed a fault!
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Did it with the default Yahoo! and wondered until I re did it with Google.
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Don't do Google, can you post a screenshot James?
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Re: Joke I found funny...
I tried, but it didn't work (probably too big). However, it also works on an Android phone!
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Yes, I am paranoid, but am I paranoid ENOUGH?
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- mickthemaverick
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Re: Joke I found funny...
Not with DDG it doesn't!
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
I used to ride on two wheels, but now I need all four!
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Re: Joke I found funny...
It worked on my Sony phone!
James
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Yes, I am paranoid, but am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Out amongst the stars, looking for a world of my own!
ex BX 1.9
ex Xantia 2.0HDi SX
ex Xantia 2.0HDi LX
Ex C5 2.0HDi VTR
Ex C5 2.0HDi VTR
C5 2.2HDi VTX+
Yes, I am paranoid, but am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Out amongst the stars, looking for a world of my own!