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Can't remember who did it but I recall listening to that on the radio in about 1959.
A variation on it anyway.
It is on YouTube, saw it a couple of years ago.
A variation on it anyway.
It is on YouTube, saw it a couple of years ago.
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Found it.
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I remeber that well Steve, one of my favourites on the Saturday morning Light programme children's request show. It was also used as a case study in one of my OU courses as a light hearted way to introduce Risk Management!! I do believe I have the cassette tape of it somewhere
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A woman's brain is split into two halves, the left half and the right half. The left half has nothing right and the right half has nothing left.
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Have you heard of the Astley Paradox?
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^^^^^^^
<Ahem> Been there.... done that*. Bit of a 'ring twitcher' to be honest
* Actually, it was an old Soviet bomb dump.... but the effect is mostly the same
<Ahem> Been there.... done that*. Bit of a 'ring twitcher' to be honest
* Actually, it was an old Soviet bomb dump.... but the effect is mostly the same
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