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Totally cracked me up:

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Can't remember who did it but I recall listening to that on the radio in about 1959.
A variation on it anyway.
It is on YouTube, saw it a couple of years ago.
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Found it.
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I remeber that well Steve, one of my favourites on the Saturday morning Light programme children's request show. It was also used as a case study in one of my OU courses as a light hearted way to introduce Risk Management!! I do believe I have the cassette tape of it somewhere :-D
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Have you heard of the Astley Paradox?
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It is very simple. You ask him to get you a copy of the Disney film "Up". He refuses, saying that he is never going to give you "Up". However, in telling you this he is letting you down!
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^^^^^^^

<Ahem> Been there.... done that*. Bit of a 'ring twitcher' to be honest 8-[ :shock:

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